Cinco de Mayo meets Taco Tuesday, so you already know it's getting spicy. While we celebrate National Astronaut Day and somehow debate the proper way to shower. We've got Cinco de Mayo songs to set the vibe, a "Poop Cruise 2" that sounds... concerning, plus a quick History Quiz to keep you sharp. In the mix: business headlines, Spotify making sure you're actually human, Kim Kardashian hitting Broadway, fresh music news, and those painfully awkward accidental nudity moments. Celebrate Cinco De Mayo by becoming a VIP, grabbing your favorite Mexican beer and tequila, and catching up on the whole show.