From Rubber Ducky Day and Anal Ring Toss to mullet competitions, today's show is all over the place-in the best way. We'll tackle the NFL Playoffs, an astronaut emergency, stock news, gut bacteria, and the ongoing debate over transgender athletes, then lighten things up with our pop quiz, music news, and exotic monkeys. Plus: Frank is a Porch Pirate, Frank's misunderstood text gets explained (maybe), gay rumors and gay news collide, and ask the most important question of all: where are my "you owe me" cards? Become a VIP to The Heidi and Frank Show and never miss a moment.